The fifth wing limerick!

This set of limericks is dedicated to the members of the fifth wing, on whom it is based!
Cheers

Funny is this story, I have to say
Because of the characters, I admit with dismay
For none of the forsworn fifth winger
Was actually an addicted swinger
Although, some of them later became gay!

Lets start with the funny clever boy
Who chose to call himself Gimin Joy
New words, he did invent,
Only to later lament
When everyone laughed out loud 'ahoy!'

Then there was the one without shame
No, he wasn't quite that lame
Because he was good at making decisions
Though was often found in compromising positions
We wish him luck for Mech BC elections, all the same

There was the one who put to test
His prowess, playing adventure quest
Mugging and reading was what he disdained
Playing on the comp was what he was ordained
He was still touted to be among the best!

Mr Patent, was an aghora fan
He claimed futilely to be a man
Litsec he was, many things did he
He saw things others could not see.
However, he belonged to the gult clan!

Then there was the limerick writer
Whose pen was considerably mighter
Than the ones, he wrote about
And this, he did often flout
For he was growing wiser!

In spite of this eerie pun
The wingies did everyone, stun
They laughed during the day and laughed all night
They laughed till the quizzes brought them fright
For them, life was all fun!